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So, when the horse gets to heaven, he asks God why He didn't answer any of his prayers, and so then God says, "I sent you an army truck, a boat, and a helicopter, what were you waiting for?"
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...and then the bar tender asks, "Hey buddy, what's with the long face?"
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As for distance.. My Great Grandfather rode a horse across the Columbia River, near Portland! He rode a horse because he couldn't swim. Why did he do this? It was more desirable than the bullets the sheriff was sending his way. Something about bedding the sheriffs wife. :p: |
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its a one horsepower boat engine :)
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It's a boat battering ram. The horse did its job - it kicked a hole in that wall.
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Damn horse vandals!
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