Nobby

Terribly. :mg:

--

Also: Noddy. What a name!

chip

Chip Douglas.

Oh come on, obviously it's Rumplestiltskin. Now, can I get back to my spinning wheel or what?

Rumplestiltskin
Rumplestiltskin
Rumplestiltskin

Candyman - Scary, and pervy.

On opposite sides, I have an uncle named LaVergne, and an uncle named Shirley. My g-mother's name is Willie. And I've worked with two different men named Marion.

Dude I know of legally changed his name to Wolfgang Von Dudenstein.

Suuuuure.... Dude you know. Right. ;)

I remenber a school teacher named Ms LEBARS Odile. And I kid you not, she married a guy name Mr CROC Jean.

And on all official papers, she was referred as Mrs CROC Odile.

I swear it is NOT a joke on my part.

No need to say that, although she liked her husband very much, she preferred to go by her maiden name.

A college roommate kept laughing about her HS history teacher, Harry Dickie...

Fixed it for ya. That's why I farted.

With a name like that, people are just gonna walk all over her.

During my high school years, I briefly attended a private boarding school in Tennessee. The school had been there for ages, with the same southern families sending generations of kids there. Dunno what it is about the deep south, but there were some decidedly odd names:

McIntyre Bridges
Quintin Stimpson
Woody Johnson (really and truly)
Jet Tune and his brother Julian Tune
Holt Hall
Buzzy Wolfe
J. Hill (no name, just the letter) and his brother Moe Hill *snort*
Dickie Park
Casey Jones
Fay Binning (this was a guy)
Lep Andrews
Tuck Hord
Kendall Hayes and brother Knox Hayes
Forrest Ladd (goes by Frosty)
John Hurt (not THAT one!)
Alton Oschner
Hutch Carter
Crit Currie
Minos Fletcher
CHIP MONK!!
Perkins Trousdale
Sputt Hooper

In later years, I once met a young woman named Baretta, and I know a guy who goes by Putt (real name James).