I'd be happy to put them (unchopped) in the post to you. What's your addy? ;)

Slugs are beneficial outside the garden.

You mean like medical research? I'd be happy to send my slugs to them, too!

There might be some good suggestions in "The Best Washington State Slug Recipes."

http://www.amazon.com/best-Washingto.../dp/B0006YSHQE

...and they'd be real crap at giving head

... But just imagine how one would feel, lodged inside your rectum!

A backwards, in-and-out poo!

It'll be a new fad, amongst the homosexual men, I'm sure... beats a spiky-clawed rodent, that's for sure. :thepain:

DO.
NOT.
EAT.
SLUGS.

For one thing, you might get some horrible disease. Secondly, are you &%$#ing nuts??

I'm with ZG. ICK. (Oh, and possible death, too. :greenface)

Yesterday, I was cutting fresh chives and came across the biggest mother slug of all time- about the size of a Labrador dog poo. Ran for a ruler - sucker was seven inches long.

Until I cut it in half. ;)

You know when you do that, the halves live and grown into two new slugs. And they're mad.

You people are all evil.

Forget your nasy prejudices, get out there today and hug a slug!

I'll take a slug
For a ride in my Bug
I'll give him a hug
And roll out a rug

Hug a slug with a rug in a Bug.

:D

Some of us might come back as slugs. If we do, we'll have to look out for Glinda.

What's less than a slug? That's probably what I'm coming back as. An aphid, or something.

Honestly, I'm not sure what I'd do if I came across a slug that was HungLikeJesus.

:D