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classicman 01-21-2010 09:17 PM

Did you kick her ass? C'mon you can tell us.

monster 01-22-2010 09:02 AM

Did she know you guys were married?

Madman 01-22-2010 02:12 PM

Com'on... you know she wanted to fornicate with him. Why else would a crazy lady want to go up to a perfect stranger and just start chatting?

He ain't putting a sock in his jock strap is he. :eek:

classicman 01-22-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madman (Post 629246)
Why else would a crazy lady want to go up to a perfect stranger and just start chatting?

huh? People don't talk to converse anymore? If a woman walks up to a man, that means she wants to have sex with him. . . Its all about the sex with you isn't it.

lumberjim 01-22-2010 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 629107)
Did she know you guys were married?

I thought it was kind of funny. This lady has done this to me before....just started talking to me like we were old friends or something about whatever was on her mind.

anyway....
The lady was on an exercise bike thing right next to where jinx and I were doing our floor stuff.... jinx was facing away from her doing a posture that looks rather strenuous, when out of nowhere ....in an 'I've got headphones on' loud voice.... she says something like, "Well, no wonder she's perfect. I'm glad to see she has to work at it. That bitch has been pissing me off for years!"


yuk yukk yukk

monster 01-22-2010 04:47 PM

woah! :lol:

DanaC 01-22-2010 05:00 PM

Well, at least it's a compliment of sorts, however backhanded :P

Madman 01-25-2010 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 629248)
huh? People don't talk to converse anymore? If a woman walks up to a man, that means she wants to have sex with him. . . Its all about the sex with you isn't it.

Relax, I was being facetious. I just forgot the smiley. :cool:

jinx 01-27-2010 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 629252)

anyway....
The lady was on an exercise bike thing

The crazy lady commented on Jim's cute butt today.

classicman 01-27-2010 09:15 PM

well at lest you two have one thing in common. <shrug>

Clodfobble 01-27-2010 09:17 PM

Does she not understand the two of you are married? Who in God's name would comment on someone's cute butt right in front of their spouse?

jinx 01-27-2010 09:18 PM

She crazeh.

monster 01-27-2010 09:43 PM

have jim give her a present.

Live skwuurl in a box.

monster 01-27-2010 09:44 PM

or dead skwurrl

monster 01-27-2010 09:44 PM

or mebbe leave a severed skwuurrl head on her machine.....


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