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lumberjim 01-14-2010 11:19 PM

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-...009/09/100.jpg

After visiting our site would you really be shocked if you actually saw someone sampling this?
Ohio

squirell nutkin 01-15-2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 626643)
Yes you see that correctly. It is an old man with big supple delicious looking breast implants.
Texas

Can't say I've ever been so hungry that I'd describe or consider that as delicious. Or even edible.

In fact I just threw up in my mouth a little.

tw 01-15-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 626644)
After visiting our site would you really be shocked if you actually saw someone sampling this?

Why would anyone be shocked by someone sampling a quilt in Walmart?

classicman 01-16-2010 07:26 AM

I guess tw was the one sampling the toilet paper

Shawnee123 01-16-2010 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 626988)
Why would anyone be shocked by someone sampling a quilt in Walmart?

Quilts are dry and chewy. They're not even palatable unless smothered in gravy.

TheMercenary 01-16-2010 10:06 AM

These pics are pretty funny. To bad they really represent a big part of society. The worst Walmart I have ever been in that represents a lot of these pics is in Waycross GA. They call them swamp people. Scary.

Shawnee123 01-16-2010 10:07 AM

I wonder if we just notice the "swamp people" more (swamp people...lol) I mean, now that they're all in one spot: where did they go before there were Wal-marts?

TheMercenary 01-16-2010 10:09 AM

Good question. I guess they never had a reason to come out and walk around in congregated groups. They probably just sent a single representative to get what they needed from the store. Going to the Walmart is a really big deal to some of these folks.

Shawnee123 01-16-2010 10:16 AM

True, it's a damn family event.

"Round up the kids, we're going in to the WALMART."

I reckon it's the equivalent of the fact that "going into town" was a big deal in the horse and buggy days, only now with 60% more gross people. :lol:

TheMercenary 01-16-2010 10:20 AM

Would that be considered an evil of public transportation?

Shawnee123 01-16-2010 10:24 AM

In these here parts, they gots their own vee-hickles. Typically, they're lined up along the front so someone doesn't have to walk 100 feet to their car. That is the car-sitter's duty. Sitting and staring into space for an hour while the rest of the brood is in the store isn't as idle as it may seem: there's plannin' involved.

TheMercenary 01-16-2010 10:28 AM

That shit pisses me off. It is called a "fire lane" for a reason folks. Not just becuase it is a shorter walk to the door.

Griff 01-16-2010 10:32 AM

I see left and right can agree to mock human beings. This is a lovely koombyah moment.

Shawnee123 01-16-2010 10:33 AM

FTW :blush:

Well, if it walks like a duck...these people exist! Maybe when they're car-sitting they're secretly mocking ME!

TheMercenary 01-16-2010 10:35 AM

:) I can see it now...

"Hey Gertrude, look at that dumb ass walking from the back of the parking lot. Ha, ha, ha...."


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