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Trilby 11-25-2009 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 611845)
He could just tickle people with his noodly appendages.

which would certainly be more fun.

xoxoxoBruce 11-25-2009 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite (Post 611431)
That doesn't make any sense to me because that's like saying that because I was a very big "tom boy" growing up that I have a stronger urge to be a lesbian. And that my friends, is no where near the truth because if I could reach my own with my mouth, I would go on welfare and stay home all day but i have No desire to be near another woman's 'pot of gold' LoL

If I could reach your own with my mouth, I would go on welfare and stay home all day. :haha:

Sheldonrs 11-25-2009 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 611325)
In my experience, men seem to like having their nipples stimulated during 'intimate moments'. That'd be one reason to have them.

I used to date a guy who would cum after just 30 seconds of me sucking his nips.

Sundae 11-25-2009 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite (Post 611431)
That doesn't make any sense to me because that's like saying that because I was a very big "tom boy" growing up that I have a stronger urge to be a lesbian. And that my friends, is no where near the truth because if I could reach my own with my mouth, I would go on welfare and stay home all day but i have No desire to be near another woman's 'pot of gold' LoL

Actually studies have shown that "gender rebels" are more likely to grow up to be gay, statistically speaking.

But we all know the proof of the pudding is in the eating :yum:

No study says ALL girls who are tomboys become lesbians or ALL boys who play with Barbies and cart around their Mum's handbag are gay. It's simply a trend supported by numbers.

Urbane Guerrilla 11-26-2009 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by john bainz (Post 611331)
Why is that?

The short answer is that it is part of the developmental road. Has been for about three hundred million years at least. Males develop out of females. Some point to this as a reason for the greater incidence of homosexuality among men than women -- two to three times greater. Longer, more elaborated development processes equal more chances for something to miscue.

A wise gay friend of mine once said, "It's not as if somebody sits down and decides he'll be gay to take advantage of the opportunities." No more so than the average het.

richlevy 11-26-2009 03:43 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

It's not only nipples. Men have dormant but functional mammary glands.

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Newborn baby boys (and girls) can occasionally produce milk because of the intense hormones involved in their mother's pregnancy and the hours of childbirth; this is called witch's milk.

john bainz 11-26-2009 04:00 AM

Please no more noodly appendages...!!!
Pictures are starting to develop:yelsick:

ZenGum 11-26-2009 04:37 AM

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John, you are aware of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, aren't you? Bless his noodly appendages :fsm: rAmen

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Urbane Guerrilla 11-27-2009 11:39 PM

"...in saecula saeculorum, Ramen." Hokay.

And the Zen Druids worship The Tree That Is Not There.
The Freudian Zen Druids worship The Tree That Is Not All There.

lumberjim 11-27-2009 11:57 PM

we have nipples because our pecs would look weird without them. ...and to exchange nitrogen or some shit.

monster 12-01-2009 11:24 AM

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is this wrong?


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