Um... And you know this how? :thepain::rolleyes:

Suggestion!

Acquire a box of Mexican chocolate.(it's very hard and looks like a hockey puck)
http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/pdetail.asp?p=134

Grate two tablespoons of the chocolate into a LARGE tumbler.

Obtain the services of a lactating goat. Milk said goat directly into the tumbler.

You will be gifted with a large foamy chocolate drink.

OHMYGAWD!! You'll think you died and went to heaven. It is soooOOOOOO GOOD!! We'd milk our weed whacker goats into chocolate until we could NOT drink another drop.

Seriously - everyone should have that once before they die.
And any children will be enthralled.

Noted, will get on that... err the mexican choco not the cliff hanging.

My grampa used to have an island he would let a goat or two run loose on to chew up the brush, after you leave them on their own for a year or so they'd turn wild though so he'd "have" to eat them. This story was always followed by a list of various delicious things you could do with goat meat.
I think he would have fit well on this forum. :P

And if you shoot a hole in them they bleed just like humans.;)