1. left or right handed? Right.
2. pepsi or cola? Depends on my mood. Generally prefer Coke.
3. mayo or ketchup? Depends what I'm eating. I like both.
4. shark or dolphin? Ooh, dolphin, for sure. Very afraid of sharks.
5. where was your mama on 9/11? I don't know. I was in Brazil.
6. who should EAD? Er...
7. please provide a recipe for the IOTD on your birthday (any year). Er...
8. you do know what IOTD is, right? Er........

Hiya Pensive. :welcome:

So, what will happen when Pensive Monkey meets Happy Monkey?

I don't think we should let them breed, though, it could create a race of active-bipolar-manic-depressive monkeys, and I'm not sure we want that.

So my sex up to this point has been a mystery. Curious to see what you all think I am. Male, female, both, or neither?

Well, it's all we're really interested in actually, all that stuff about your personality was just pretense. ;)

Actually, I'll guess female, based on career path and subjects studied.

I'm guessing male, but I'm usually wrong.

I'd guess female. I've never heard a male combine a superlative with the word slender; but, there's a first time for everything!

Welcome.

Welcome to the Cellar, PM!

I'm guessing your sex is female.
I'm guessing mine is infrequent.

yeah I think female too, that's why Sleeve's post jumped out at me. If you're male, looks like you're going to need to butch up a little or you'll have Sheldon scratching at your door :eek:

BACK door!

My bad, I thoguht there had been a gender reference somewhere earlier.

Ha. Female it is. I guess the "gloriously slender" was a dead giveaway, wasn't it.

Seriously? You mean like for The Estate of Charles Schulz? ;)

Welcome.

I wish!!

Howdy Monkey! Welcome to the circus!

Haven't you ever listened to UG?