... salad or fries?

"Can I go with you? I have chips!"

What would you say to Aliens?
 

:f207: Go home and quit trying to steal my job! :f207:



totally kidding

I know you have questions about [our planet] so why don't you go ahead and ask me those questions about [our planet]?

Pardon me sir...... do you have any Grey Poupon®?

Who REALLY killed JFK?

And why does the main guy on UFO Hunters on The History Channel always wear sunglasses? Is he afraid you'll recognize him?

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"Howdy. What's your sign?"

hehehe exactly. I have wondered the same thing and to add if the aliens need a specimen they should take him.

"Have you come for Michael's body?"

pssttt....

That's not actually his body now. I think most of it had been changed at some point.

Part of it is him, the rest is claymation.

EEP OOP ORK AH-AH

"Hey, why do you guys look like Wilford Brimley and Don Ameche?"

Passport and greencard, please