Hello, panny, and :welcome: to the cellar.

Life is like a rainbow - it takes both the sun and the rain to create it, and it usually turns out kinda pretty.

It's like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a bowl of porridge. sometimes there's more than you can handle, but it's just so good that you keep on going anyway.

...especially if its microwaved - Mmmmm

Life is like a roller coaster. You spend all that time in line looking forward to it then its over before you know it.

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso