Welcome, Lost.....

Question:
How long does it take to learn to piss in a 20 oz soda bottle without pissing your pants and wrecking?
Question:
When you toss them out of the truck with the lid on, is this a random act or actually strategic?
One more:
Why the hell do you put the cap back on the bottle in the first place?

We use a 32 oz gator ade bottle and u keep the lid on to keep it from splattering on the truck.But since we dont litter we dont have to worry about that...