NSFW
SQUERIL
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Not Mrs Zip By the way

Is that your cane, Zip? ;)

For mine, I use vagina in formal conversations and snatch in casual chats.

But in a humourous context (telling a story or recounting something I have read) I'll use comedy names. Growler always makes me laugh. The cutesy euphemisms of tuppence or twinkle work when expressing shock. Lady garden is best if I'm not sure of my audience.

Is that your cane, Zip?

No actualy its her Fatherinlaws , he was spraying Lighter fluid on the fire for more light
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comedy names

snapper

and bearded clam.:D

Wax works well for this and won't blow up in your hand. I like surprising the people who like to sneak off to pee just outside the fire's normally lit area. Slobs.

Oh, and... uh... coochie I guess. Or twat.

Well, that pic makes me want to eat some squirrel.

My circle of female acquaintances are fond of "nu-nu" or "noonie". Selene has held women's gatherings known as "Color Your Cunt", wherein the ladies color and elaborately decorate line drawings of a plethora of different pudenda shapes and sizes. Generally, here at home, we refer to the organ as "pussy", although "snatch" is not unknown.

How about smuvvitt?

Abbreviated version of 'some of it.'

And this term is also used uni sexually. Or hom... never mind.

Hoo-ha

Rosebud

And from down under:

skin chimney

badly packed kebab

orgasm chasm

land down under

her pubic hair is her Map of Tasmania

Addendum:
Milk Carton

(as in "push flaps back to open").

:D That's awesome Zen, of course the downundas have their own slang that we haven't heard up here! Map of Tasmania, that's fantastic! :D

(maybe from the Padma thread) furburger

tuna taco

OK, I'm going to say it, as I've held this back for years: what kind of women are all you people acquainted with when you're always using the fish comparison? Seriously, you know that's not normal, right? It's a symptom of a problem, right? Oh, and it's disgusting.

Yeah, I don't care what you call it but I find the fish comparisons to be pretty crude and degrading.

i agree.

i. personally have never encountered any fishy tacos. my sample may be small, and i may be picky.....but....yeah. that's pretty gross.

the closest thing i experienced was more of an italian hoagie-esque BO smell. ...no one you know...

shiver

lol