The Cellar - New Fucking Thread!

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Yes, but you've got to do it right!

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'Having sex with a car'. The phrase is sometimes misunderstood to
mean sex in a car, and sometimes is greeted with skepticism. How can you
have sex with a car? The short answer is, up the tailpipe.
The long answer is much more involved, including techniques,
precautions and cautions all designed to get you maximum satisfaction from
screwing a car. Our first subject will be the tailpipe.

Read the whole document before you attempt anything! This is not for the untrained.
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 557343)

btw...anyone want to be in a gang? :)

I can't be in a gang. I own a belt, and wear my hat straight.

Oh, and Meursault: What the fucking fuck man?!

could always go with full-sleeve tattoos...

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Originally Posted by Meursault (Post 557617)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...5/tailpipe.jpg

does this count?

Sex CAN be exhausting.

No telling what he'd stick that pencil dick in if he could get across that fence.

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche (Post 557335)

mask, chest plate and cape. that is all.

I love you.