I'll get this one for ya, Flint ol' buddy...
eh hem....


most likely to sabotage your ass with an insanely wide Flint beam: Flint

Most likely to break teh interwebz: datalyss :P

:lol: ....but WRONG.......

...could no more break teh interwebs than LJ's heart

Most likely to:

Buttfuck you in the mouth: Sheldon
runner up: Flint
Be Sympathetic No Matter What You Did: Aliantha
runner up: BigV
Actually Get Famous: Clodfobble
runner up: Sundae Girl
Eat Something Utterly Horrible For a Bet: BigV
runner up: Lookout123
Laugh: Zippyt
runner up: beest

I'm not sure this is the right combination.....

Well, Sheldon IS an overachiever.

You need to use your mspaint skills and give Flint the shoop da whoop treatment.

Wolf, Queen, and Merc will need to team up for the zombie apocalypse.

lol @ that link

Most likely to have a blessed day... ___________________

most likely to shine his flashlight of righteousness on your post and illuminate what a bad person you are......______________________

Depends on who's mouth it is.

Most likely to offer you a decent recipe and a bizarre opinion: Urbane Guerilla
Most likely to disappear: Ducksnuts (where?!)
Most likely to deal with digestive issues: Clod
Most likely to succeed in international career change: Zen
Most spoiled brat in terms of Christmas presents: Sundae
Most Whovian Dwellar: Dana
Most improved (in terms of sexual growth): Ibs
Most cancer-fucking: Bri
Most sucky-job-leaving: Shawnee (and poss Flint for most promoted, not sure if it was this year)
Most grandkidded in 2009: Cloud

Soz for any I forgot, it wasn't s'posed to be comprehensive.