A slow poke driver named Fong
Was slowly poking along,
"This car is a turd,
It won't shift out of third,
No wonder my trips take so long."

next subject: Hubble Space Telescope

I'm a long cylinder, I blasted off
I can see black holes that sputter
also Ur anus and your milky way
What? Get your mind out the gutter!

next; the economy

(I posted this somewhere else on the cellar, I think)

A young working girl from Kilkenny,
Would screw like a mink for a twenty.
For half of that sum,
You could go up her bum,
Which proved a great bargain for many.

next subject: dirty sex

Sex on the beach is not such a peach
-you'll get sand where you really dont want it
Sex in the mud is ever so good
-and who gives a stuff if this line scans, you're still thinking about the sex in the mud, aren't you?

next: fluffy baby animals