The Cellar - I'm exactly 5ft 9in. This has no bearing on acts of personal violence

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Kaliayev

03-10-2009 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 542299)

All 5'2 of me will throttle you.

Once you've fetched a stool to stand on, presumably?

Shawnee123

03-10-2009 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 542299)

All 5'2 of me will throttle you. It should feel a little like a red ant bight.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhuge Liang (Post 543690)

Once you've fetched a stool to stand on, presumably?

Yeah, 'cause you're a freaking giant. ;) In fact, you're ZHUGE!:eek:

Kaliayev

03-10-2009 11:36 AM

Zing!

Besides, what are short people good for, aside from mockery and occasionally serving as temporary replacement furniture?

Shawnee123

03-10-2009 12:03 PM

Don't you mean Zhing? :p

TheMercenary

03-10-2009 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 543621)

You could always just snap her like a twig?

Also, would it be inappropriate of me to suggest a cunt punt? :P

[eta] I think I just pretty much cemented the fact that it'd be a bad idea for Mum of Sundae to start frequenting the Cellar....

How insensitive of you.

DanaC

03-11-2009 03:02 AM

I'm an insensitive person.

Decca

03-11-2009 07:59 AM

RAV (Random Acts of Violence) tend to be frequently imagined by me. I'm an angry, angry person. Fortunately, I am also a self-controlled person, so no RAV have actually been committed.

Hush, or I'll shove the ax in deeper.

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