I refuse to believe Beest has been tamed. :lol2:

What about swatting him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when he doesn't eat cum?



bleh

cheddar spam bacon spam and cum
spam cum cum spam cheddar and bacon
cum cheddar bacon spam cum and spam

you need to put it in one of those little condiment cups (condoment cup?) and give hime some breaded mozzarella sticks or spicy chicken wings ..... or maybe Tostitos (testitos?)

Totally...my hubby will eat anything wrapped in bacon or has melted cheese on it...just try it that way LOL:sadsperm: :sadsperm:

down with the cum eating meme!

....but, you know... in these days of economic depression.... well, it's a free renewable protein source.... and low calorie too, if certain women's magazines are to be believed....

what about the eat-a-dick meme? Does the captain go down with the ship? :p

No I was just looking for something HE produced that had a similar texture. After all, if he produced it he shouldn't be against eating it.

We all produce pee and poo too, but there's not a large proportion of the community that consumes those. ;)

Perhaps it just needs an image overhaul/product relaunch.. How about "Maviare -the lo-cal protein drink for today's man"

Misty's take on it was "Why would you expect someone to eat something you've made if you, yourself won't eat it?" So if he hocks up a ball of phlegm and eats it, she has to as well. It only seems fair.

ewwwwwwwww... please just make it stop

Mmmm...communal phlegm...slides down just like an oyster...Mmmmm....

(I think I just made myself feel sick)

People you're not thinking about this fully. Now sure, you don't want to gack down somebody else's snot - but what if you're trained to? Then you might love it!