"Jack Deth! The only man I've had sex with!"

I think you're looking for this thread.

Finally, another human being who gets this. I've done this one a bunch of times and people just look at me like, "What bowl? And why does your voice sound like Microsoft's tech support?"

We must be the only Lily Tomlin/Steven Martin fans.

That's hilarious! I was thinking the same thing. Very nice. Also, kudos on the fight club quote.


Here's some interesting trivia about that line...

The original "pillow talk"-scene had Marla saying "I want to have your abortion". When this was objected to by Fox 2000 Pictures President of Production Laura Ziskin, David Fincher said he would change it on the proviso that the new line couldn't be cut. Ziskin agreed and Fincher wrote the replacement line, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school". When Ziskin saw the new line, she was even more outraged and asked for the original line to be put back, but, as per their deal, Fincher refused.

Meg Swan: We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other

From Best in Show (one of the funniest movies EVAH)

Ghostbusters, whaddya want?

Oooh...yeah, Ghostbusters. I love when Bill Murray says "no human could stack books like that" with that wry smile on his face.

Listen. Do you smell something?

One of my favorite movies - and very quotable.

Just posted elsewhere:

Have fun stormin' the castle.

Who would wanna steal bodyparts? Delivered in an appropriately theatrical way by the security guard, just prior to our hero returning to the screen.

from re-animator.

The chick can't hold her smoke.
--Breakfast Club

Nope, sorry HLJ. That's your thread. Obviously you've never seen Helen Hunt's performance in the critically acclaimed film "Trancers."

Buddy: [out of breath from chasing Michael] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?...
-Elf, the movie

"That's gonna leave a mark"

No matter where you go, there you are.