Plus, chicks that dig chicks are so hot.
And you can check out chicks together.

and if you do it right it doubles up the number of chicks you get. women are much more efficient at picking up new women than you'll ever be.

And for God's sake, take her to a strip club ASAP.

No, for God's sake, don't forget your camera!!


Don't forget your priorities man.

An entire world of possibilities is opening before my eyes.. to go where no man (apparently) has gone before.. it's my very own Apollo Program.

now if only you can find a stripper named Houston to link up with you, you're all set.

I think lots of women flip flop on gender preferance. Especially young ones. I've been there... I claimed the lesbo card and swore off men at one point out of anger and disgust... it was a long time ago and obviously I like men still, but the truth is I like the individual... gender is of little importance.

Though, I'll admit I love checking out chicks with Flint... and even more I love the tool that gets the job done at the end of the day ;-) ohh yeah!!!

Would that be on the bare floor or shag setting?

I would talk to her about it. then again, it IS college.. You could always expirement

Firstly, i agree with most everything that's been said (except for some of the more lurid suggestions) It's also possible she could feel she can safely flirt having first made it clear she's off-limits.
Though...it's a long time since I was college age. I dunno.

Bullitt, you seem to have a healthy respect for women. I applaud you.

It's entirely possible she had a bad experience in her teens and decided all men were bastards. Then she realises women are soft and pretty and probably tasty, so assumes she must be lesbian. She may even have had a snog and a grope. But probably not a proper relationship. Just guessing.

It sounds as if she really enjoys your company, and might be putting up lesbian intentions as a shield so as not to get hurt again. Proof (conjecture actually) that she is not taking lesbianism seriously, because although women aren't dicks, they can be complete cunts after all.

Befriend her if you like her.
Offer her a bit of sausage if you fancy her.
Be prepared to stay friends if she rebuffs you.

BUT, if you don't want a relationship, make sure you rebuff any of her advances.
Get drunk, fumble about and then talk it all through if you are willing to deal with tears and confessions if you must.
Just don't get drunk and fumble about and then ignore her calls.

You don't want to be the one that proves the dick rule, mmm-kay?

So Bullitt, can we get an update?

Yeh, really - WTH?

I'm confused too. Sheldon keeps hitting on me.

(waves at Shel) ;)

update:
welp, turns out she's uh.. kind of lesbian..? She was just looking for some dude to play around with and experiment the straight side of the road. I don't do the whole "fuck-buddy" thing, briefly tried it before awhile back and it got messy pretty quick. I nipped it in the bud and she's back to just wanting to be friends. Which is great because she sits next to me in my 2.5hr night class on Mondays and I don't need to get caught with her hand down my pants under the table during a discussion a la "Wedding Crashers". Just as well, if I'm not totally into somebody the clingy personality of theirs becomes annoying instead of fun or endearing.