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hamadryad

10-11-2008 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 492356)

I declare that after the presidential election is decided there will be a moratorium on any discussions concerning politics for a period of 45 days in The Cellar.

I declare that I may have just found the man/woman/mammal of my dreams! :blush: ;)

xoxoxoBruce

10-12-2008 12:05 AM

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?;)

TheMercenary

10-12-2008 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 492585)

Can we just make it every 4th week, on the full moon? I feel silly howling at a half moon.

Yea, I not howling at any half-baked moon. It has to be full or the other werwolves will be making fun of me. No way, has to be full. And on top of that, it doesn't always happen on a Sat. Then what do I do, just keep waiting til one does fall on a Sat. Who knows how long that is going to be? Eh. You pain me. I need blood.

ZenGum

10-12-2008 03:27 AM

That's vampires, dude, we jus' need flesh. And leave the brains for the zombies.

No way am I howling at my own arse. (Out of it, sometimes, maybe). That's too much like barking up the wrong tree.

Cicero

10-12-2008 10:11 AM

Umm... I thought I was clear when I said I didn't want any excuses or questions from you guys.

The directions are clear: Howl at the moon every other Saturday. Oh, and didn't I say mandatory? So what's with the discussion from the peanut gallery?

No more of this, but this, but that, and do it maggots!
:)

Elspode

10-12-2008 10:38 AM

There was quite a bit of moon howling in Cellar Chat last night. Did that fit the mandate, Cicero?

Sundae

10-12-2008 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 492356)

I declare that after the presidential election is decided there will be a moratorium on any discussions concerning politics for a period of 45 days in The Cellar.

American politics? Shrug, okay.

I declare that it is now illegal for anyone renting out rooms to have them at a temperature above 18 degrees. Individual tenants can provide their own heating if they wish, but as with transporting livestock there is now a maximum temp. I thank you.

DanaC

10-12-2008 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Treasenuak (Post 492459)

I declare that single mothers freshly out of abusive relationships (or single fathers in the same boat), with the child on their hip, should get free rent for up to six months until they have time to start a new life for them and their child.

For the win:P

xoxoxoBruce

10-12-2008 11:28 AM

Socialist. :p

BrianR

10-12-2008 11:35 AM

SG, is that Celsius of Farenheit?

Sundae

10-12-2008 12:53 PM

Sorry, Celsius!
74.4 F in here and I'm dying of it....

HungLikeJesus

10-12-2008 01:00 PM

That would be too hot, particularly for sleeping. I keep our bedroom at about 56 °F (in winter) and my office at about 66 °F while I'm working.

hamadryad

10-12-2008 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 492641)

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?;)

Perhaps.... but this Mercenary fellow seems to live in my neck of the woods. That contributes mightily to his/her/its appeal. ;)

Cicero

10-12-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 492641)

Wouldn't you better off with someone that makes rational proposals?;)

uhh. No.

You always come along to kill the romance.:p

morethanpretty

10-12-2008 07:22 PM

I declare: Businesses should close between 1-3pm for everyone to take a nap, especially during the summer.
No one should put on clothes within 30min of getting out of the shower, they should go about their regular activities with the freedom and comfort of clean naked skin.

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