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I am Bird & Dog, definitely not Squirrel & Cat.
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I am Squirrel and Dog.
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All I can think of is the time my squirrel wandered down and my dog spotted it from his nap-place across my legs on the sofa. He used my testes for a launch pad and through the tears of pain, I was laughing hysterically at the look of terror that the squirrel put on just before he ran the fastest 1/4 mile of his little life. They managed three laps before I was able to get up and open the back door, enabling the gray intruder to exit and climb the blue spruce outside to safety.
No, he didn't learn his lesson; he came back again and again. The picture is of the time he came down without looking first and had to do an about-face and run back up as he noticed the dog lying in wait for him, behind some insulation batts. Brian |
My dad's got this horror story of his grandma making squirrel stew, and opening the pot to see how dinner was progressing; there was the squirrel's head, staring up at him, eyeballs and buck teeth and all, floating there at the top of the pot......
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clearly, it are alien squirrels and dogs, controlled by the evil obelisk.
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I kissed a squirrel.
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Be Like the Squirrel!
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Squirrel and cat and proud!
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I was at my car dealers this morning. They had three vehicles in the shop with squirrel damage.:eek:
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quit parking them under the walnut trees!
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That won't help, they eat the damn wiring. :mad:
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Squirrels all have a death by electrocution wish. They are a problem for power companies because the break into substations and short them out with their stupid little bodies. The squirrel prophet tells them all if they die this way, there will be 72 nuts waiting for them in heaven.
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yuk. that can't be good for them. Is the plastic coating tasty?
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I don't know, but now I want to go and try one!
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