I have a great telephone manner.
Not just my voice (which I doubt I can take any credit for) but I listen well, can work out what people are saying/ asking, give them confidence in me and break down their query/ message into its salient parts. That might sound lame, but it's a big asset in my job and you would be surprised how many intelligent people can't manage it.

Oh and I have a reasonable turn of phrase. I can put a positive spin on requests, responses, workplace communiques so people don't feel they're being castigated or lectured to.

And I am tactful. I control myself very well. It's not a talent, it's something worked at and quite hard won.

I can bake like a motherfucker and my pizza kicks serious ass. At least 20 people have told me I should open a pizza joint. (as if)

I am also a pretty good photogruffer, but an excellent black and white printer. (photogarphs)

Me want pizza. ;) I like pepperoni and cheese, lots o' mozzarella, on a crispy almost burnt crust. AND the sauce needs to be plentiful. I'll give you 30 minutes for delivery.

I'm really good at jacking off, both literally and figuratively.

How does one jack off figuratively? Do you imagine it, then paint it?

I'm good at physical skills (juggling, poi, acrobatics, martial arts, balance, etc), languages, and guessing the plot twists to movies and TV shows. And other stuff, but I don't want to brag ;)

I'm great at loading the dishwasher until nothing is left and/or nothing else will fit, derailing conversations, working with dogs, seeing humorous connections, ominous signs, and suspicious motives where -apparently- they don't exist, using an Etch-A-Sketch, and upside down mirror writing. No known market for my skills unfortunately.

I'd like to barter. Anybody want to trade my talent with an Etch-A-Sketch for a smidge of kinesthetic skills? Eh, Stress Puppy? Other than guessing plot twists I have none of yours skill set. :(

I'm good at knowing a little bit about a whole bunch of things.

I'm good at playing the clarinet.

I'm good at becoming interested in a particular hobby and getting fairly competent at it, then losing interest and moving on to something else.

I'm good at making some sarcastic or sardonic remark that people will misinterpret as insulting.

Uh, no thanks. I like being a professional level show off.

get outta town. you stole my post you jerk arse.

all except the clarinet, thats a little gay.

im good at getting better than average at something, peaking and then moving on to do it with something else.

lately i've gotten good at making my life as easy to handle as nitroglycerin. if i make one wrong move, shit is going to hit the fan.

ruminating. I'm a fucking pro.

Ruminating? Isn't that what cows do?

If I can find time when I'm done knitting and listening to show tunes and opera, I'll come beat you up for that... you brute!
Oh yeah I'm good at that too. Have you ever read "Learned Optimism" by Martin Seligman? I found it useful. More useful than I expected from the title.

i like it when things just work dont you?