You buttered your bread, now lie in it.

your honor, please allow me to get my thoughts in a colostomy bag here.

wtf?!

Woody Allen: They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture. And they came to me to supervise the project, you know, because I think that, if you know me at all, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters.

-What's Up Tiger Lily

sheddep. jinx gets it.

and thats all thats really important for you.

sttttuddder much?
 

From the great President himself:

"You can't make a zebra change it's spots."

depressing.

Depressing use of apostrophe too.

Jim you have another convert. I now also say, "Pee like a racist".
Only to myself and Diz, but that's one person and one cat too many!
Then again, it's replaced pee-po, so perhaps it's not that bad after all.

pee-po. pee-po who need pee-po. Are the luckiest....

My son watched The Green Mile a few weeks ago, and he came in and said to me, "That movie is a real eye dragger Mum".

What he meant was 'tear jerker'. Now it's become a running joke whenever someone references crying or sad movies.

Kids used to refer to a lot of stuff as being "truck load." I kinda liked that one. Not boat load. Not shit load. Truck load.

We still say truckload over here. :) We're nice about things like that.

People in glass houses s-s-sink s-ships.
(name that movie!)

Boondock Saints, I think ... Been a while since I've seen that movie. The bartender says it, before the Russians break up the party, right?

It is all a bunch of cock and dagger.