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DucksNuts 05-13-2008 10:10 PM

Jessica Alba, Drew Barrymore and Pink...possibly all at once

DucksNuts 05-13-2008 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 453412)
I'd fuck the shit out of Natalie Portman...

Sooo, you like the brown?

Dingleschmutz 05-14-2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 453419)
Sooo, you like the brown?

Oh fuck me, yes...

Off the top of my (drunk as shit) head...

Jessica Alba...
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani
Anne Hathaway
Keira Knightley
Ellen Page
That French bitch from Braveheart...

Shawnee123 05-14-2008 08:12 AM

If I were the gay?

Uma Thurman
Lara Logan
Charlize Theron
Maria Sharapova

What's with all the blonds? Interesting!

Sheldonrs 05-15-2008 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 453412)
...But OK, if I have to be halfway serious in this conversation, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He looks like a bitch, he acts like one, and the violence of thrusting it into his ass would undoubteldy get me off. I hope he dies. There's my vote.

And they say true romance is dead. :lovers: :sheep:

Trilby 05-15-2008 10:36 AM

sheldon--you are destroying America.



;)

BigV 05-15-2008 11:14 AM

If you were gay...

You might want to be in California. In about an hour.

Quote:

California high court set to rule on same-sex marriage case

From Bill Mears, CNN Senior Producer

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A ruling on whether California should legalize same-sex marriage is expected Thursday from the state's Supreme Court.
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California's Supreme Court is expected to rule Thursday on whether to legalize same-sex marriage.

The decision will be announced about 10 a.m. (1 p.m. ET), according to the court's Web site.

BigV 05-15-2008 12:46 PM

Update

California's Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.
Quote:

California's Supreme Court today struck down the state's statutory ban on same-sex marriage, finding the state's constitution "properly must be interpreted to guarantee this basic civil right to all Californians, whether gay or heterosexual, and to same-sex couples as well as to opposite-sex couples."

In a 4-3 ruling, the majority - with a 121-page opinion authored by Chief Justice Ronald George, joined by associate justices Joyce Kennard, Kathryn Werdegar and Carlos Moreno - found the fact that California law assigns a different name for the official family relationship of same-sex couples compared with the name for the official family relationship of opposite-sex couples "raises constitutional concerns not only under the state constitutional right to marry, but also under the state constitutional equal protection clause."

"(T)he differential treatment at issue impinges upon a same-sex couple's fundamental interest in having their family relationship accorded the same respect and dignity enjoyed by an opposite-sex couple," George wrote.
Wow.

Next stop, the United States Supreme Court.

Sheldonrs 05-16-2008 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 453892)
sheldon--you are destroying America.



;)

One BJ at a time. ;)

Sheldonrs 05-16-2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 453966)
Update
California's Supreme Court overturns ban on gay marriage.
Wow.
Next stop, the United States Supreme Court.

I don't think anyone on the supreme court wants to marry eachother, gay or straight. lol!!!


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