The sweatshirt I usually have hanging on the end of the bed. I hate getting cold.

First? The shorts at the end of the bed. I'll be damned if I'll get caught by some intruder looking like I'm cold.

then I'll grab the golf club.

This thread is the #1 Google hit for "what do you search for?" ... imagine the influence we'll wield.

it will be of whale penis proportions if we try.

Wouldn't that be, "what do you reach for"?

We have Meth heads ( Niebor just down the road Cooks the shit , Not unusual to hear WHHHOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBB !!!!!!! as a fire ball rolls in to the sky at 2am as he and buddies are Whoopn' , shootn' , and rideing 4 wheelers ) .
Thats why I get out and Boom with my .44mag lever gun in the side yard every now and then , speaking of witch its been a while , think I'll pick up a box of rounds on the way home :sniper: :rattat: :magnum: :magnum:

HECK YEAH, CICERO!

The N.H. boondocks is the place to be, I swear to God... my sister keeps telling me to lock my car doors, and I tell her the day I get robbed is the day I'll agree. ;) I literally NEVER lock my car doors, and only lock my apartment door when I'm home alone overnight. This will likely change as my husband and I are about to buy our first house, and he'll be gone to Iraq for a year, but I've also been trained in the military and know how to fire a weapon.... so I just don't quite feel scared yet. I'm armed. Most of my neighbors are honest. I feel pretty secure that anyone skulking around my door at 2 a.m. are friends who need someone to talk to.

Why they haven't called my phone is another mystery though. At that point, it probably IS flashlight and handgun.

I search for my camera, because it's probably that gang of 25 year old nymphomaniacs again, wanting some action.:D

And they're at your house because . . . . :confused:

They need to borrow his camera. :rolleyes:

Nope, they just know they're safe here.:D

Yup, for me it would be my nightshirt (seen in a recent RFN photo)
But if it were late at night and HM wasn't home I'd put the chain on the door before answering.

Chances are it's HM - he hasn't forgotten his key yet but who else would knock late at night except our batty neighbour.

That's if I hear it in the first place - I sleep with earplugs in.

oh....phone.
The first time I leave my house for like 3 days and I have to call the cops...(yesterday)
I was looking forward to friday aaah! This time about 4 city blocks from that place on Cerrillos we were talking about a couple days ago.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16946

I was at a different gas station, in the same neighborhood.
:eek:

We had a bear or something crashing around outside a while back. Pete thought it was funny that coming out of a deep sleep I grabbed a sword and ran outside. I should maybe get a serious blade...

Can't happen to me. He would be to affraid to come by my street.