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Cicero 03-18-2008 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 439601)
did you ever notice that the title of the thread you have open appears on the title bar on IE?

so...when you hit Alt + Tab and browse through your open IE windows, the thread title appears on your screen?

So.....when you have a customer at your desk and you go flipping through looking for the one you want, and they're paying attention to what you're doing.....and The Dick Slit appears.....you get to find out just how red you can turn, and how hot your ears can get.

yeah.
No. But our accountant was just here. She just let out a big sigh after passing my screen and now it makes sense........great.

Stress Puppy 03-18-2008 02:01 PM
I use the slit exclusively. Especially at work where I wear 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants, plus boxers.

It's much faster for me. Unzip, fish it out, relief, tuck it back in, zip up. Flint's method would have me trying to get two shirts tucked back into two different layers of pants with a belt on.

monster 03-18-2008 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Stress Puppy (Post 439631)
Especially at work where I wear 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants, plus boxers.
You work as a homeless guy? I've heard the pay's good.

Dingleschmutz 03-18-2008 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 439658)
You work as a homeless guy? I've heard the pay's good.
No, the pay sucks, it's the benefits that are good. Completely subsidized all-you-can-eat dumpster buffets, for example.

Flint 03-18-2008 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Stress Puppy (Post 439631)
Flint's method would have me trying to get two shirts tucked back into two different layers of pants with a belt on.
Why would you untuck your shirt/shirts in the first place?!
I didn't say anything about shirts, or belts, or while we're at it, shoes. You don't have to take your shoes off, either.

monster 03-18-2008 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 439666)
No, the pay sucks, it's the benefits that are good. Completely subsidized all-you-can-eat dumpster buffets, for example.
Apparently they earn well round here -I guess it would be classed as tips rather than pay, though.... I bet the tax returns are a bugger.

lumberjim 03-18-2008 03:18 PM
i'm developing a picture of flint's beltline being closer to his armpits than his hipbones. and what's that in his shirt pocket? a pocket protector? is that tape on your glasses? masking tape? you couldn't find any color matching electrical tape or glue? Is that dandruff on your plaid shirted shoulder? when's the last time you washed your neck? and why do you smell like moth balls?!

BigV 03-18-2008 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 439603)
--snip
2) fish it out (fishing it out can be a problem if you have briefs on, or if your shirt tail is really long and in the way, but with boxers it's normally very fast.)
(we join the previously scheduled joke already in progress)

"...what the string is for. I get it now. But how do you get it back in?"

"I don't know about the other waiters, but I use these tongs here."

Flint 03-18-2008 04:14 PM
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I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:

BigV 03-18-2008 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 439526)
--snip--
So anyway, who's right? Is the dick slit necessary or unnecessary?
Meatus==necessary*




* Urostomy patients (and women) are exempted.

glatt 03-18-2008 04:22 PM
Flint, who are you arguing with?

Flint 03-18-2008 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 439712)
Flint, who are you arguing with?
All of you stupid motherfuckers. Or anybody who will listen...

glatt 03-18-2008 04:25 PM
Nice drawing, by the way.

Flint 03-18-2008 04:28 PM
Thanks. I remember that you complimented my illustration of a p-trap as well.

And...isn't the dick slit a kind of a "pee trap" after all? So it all comes full circle...

glatt 03-18-2008 04:31 PM
I thought the slit was to avoid trapping the pee. Sort of the anti-trap.


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