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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 438421)

Works for me.. I have a nice selection of throw pillows and afghans.

Does sound kind of fun doesn't it? :)

Just more fun if it isn't a complete douche that wants help with an erection...(fort) (tent)
:)

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 438391)

I don't like it when guys use the term "hang out" when referring to a dead relationship or otherwise. Oh I'll just smash your heart to pieces, and then try to then use you for nookie.

Hang out?!? What is he 12? Does he want to play x box with you or something? Hey maybe you guys could build a fort together....and drink way too much soda pop.

I suggest you take him up on it and give him the indian rope burn or titty twisters until he bleeds. Hey, hang out and play bloody knuckles..except you win because he's the only one that gets the bloody knuckles.

She's on to something here... invite him over for some "nokie" and convince him to let you tie him to the bed (4 point restraint), then walk out and leave him there for a week.

Or say, "Let's not spoil it with sex, let's just cuddle and be friends".

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 438221)

I can not morally or legally advocate or endorse the use of the following:

Kidnapping
Black magic
Dark age torture
Modern torture (extreme integration)
Pizza fraud
Automotive sabotage
Para military assassination procedures

However, if you are interested for educational purposes only I am quiet knowledgeable, if you were to enquirer.

lol