...and thats the saying one would use when their rig is blow average.....:D

And what would you say about someone who goes by the username "bigw00dy" ???

Yeah but at least I drive a fast car.......

The story behind that is I was born with red hair and maintained the red until my teen years. Everyone used to call me 'woody woodpecker'. I know...hahaha. Now in my late 20's ish, my hair has darkened a bit. But people, family included, still call me woody. Nicknames never seem to die.

My pick up line was always..."I may not reach the bottom, but i'll hurt the sides..."

Not much pickin' up going on there!

but do you stir it clockwise or counter...oh wait...what thread am i in?

I need size 3 petite...many of you can guess why, I'm sure. I have gained 2 sizes in the past year but still, I am very small and have few places to go!!! I used to get vietnamese stuff because of my specific size needs, but got worn out quick with the asian stuff..my size preference is hard for me to actually attain!
:)

:mg:

What? It's all true...Now I rely on teenage places to get the sizes I need..mostly. I don't see that as a big deal until I see other people there my age, and they look at me funny..but who cares really? What?!?




:)

verification, please?

For what? Where I go and my size preference?

Now she wants us to quantify it's volume of displacement. Hey, is this like the experiment where they tried to weigh the human head, or are we talking about the same thing?:eyebrow:

Very satisfying. 6.5+ and ......I cannot go on. Let's just say ...BigV

But does the carpet match the drapes? ;)

Sheldon...What do you know or care about ladies size preference......oh jesus...what are you doing in here? There goes another gay stripe.
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Im all hardw00d floor....:D

OK boys, I have a cut and paste project for you. How do you measure up?

PS, be sure to read the fine print regarding the largest penis evar. OMGawd.