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I knew she was making a pun, but still didn't know if she knew what a blind was. Zen wasn't punning, which would indicate he didn't know, or was on his death bed.
When in doubt, I spell it out. That way I'm sure everyone is annoyed equally. |
Bruce ... really ... thanks for you thoughts, though.
It's an old joke. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. With me now? What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. Shall I continue? What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? Still no f#$%ing idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, and no pulse? Dead. |
Ok, I missed that one, even though I've heard it before. :o
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Maria: "Now children, while your father drives let's practice."
Children: "Doe, a deer. A female deer..." Freidrich: "Doe" Maria: "That's very nice Freidrich, but sing with everyone else." Freidrich: "No!" (points finger) "DOE!!!!!" |
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer! Marge: A female deer |
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