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Tuba Loons 12-11-2009 11:40 PM

Human spam.

That is the sign of a well-heeled forum.

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xoxoxoBruce 12-12-2009 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 616819)
Deer blind plans? Poke 'em in both eyes with a sharp stick. Do I win?

You don't know what blinds are? Hunters, photographers, and wildlife scholars use them to hunt, photograph, or observe critters, without being seen. Here's some

dar512 12-13-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 616851)
You don't know what blinds are? Hunters, photographers, and wildlife scholars use them to hunt, photograph, or observe critters, without being seen. Here's some

It's a pun, Bruce. You're supposed to laugh there.

xoxoxoBruce 12-13-2009 11:56 AM

I knew she was making a pun, but still didn't know if she knew what a blind was. Zen wasn't punning, which would indicate he didn't know, or was on his death bed.

When in doubt, I spell it out. That way I'm sure everyone is annoyed equally.

ZenGum 12-13-2009 07:43 PM

Bruce ... really ... thanks for you thoughts, though.

It's an old joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

With me now?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Shall I continue?

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?

Still no f#$%ing idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, and no pulse?

Dead.

xoxoxoBruce 12-13-2009 08:55 PM

Ok, I missed that one, even though I've heard it before. :o

monster 12-13-2009 08:56 PM

hah

richlevy 12-19-2009 05:23 PM

Maria: "Now children, while your father drives let's practice."
Children: "Doe, a deer. A female deer..."
Freidrich: "Doe"
Maria: "That's very nice Freidrich, but sing with everyone else."
Freidrich: "No!" (points finger) "DOE!!!!!"

jinx 12-19-2009 05:42 PM

Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer


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