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lumberjim 01-23-2008 12:02 AM

i have to admit that i avoid all intelligence about her reflexively. im just not interested. change the channel. it just seems that i hear her name SO much. the cameras must be nonstop. i know that i would have pulled a sean penn by now were it me. but i guess i would be less....out there. good thing im not famous. i'd be an insufferable fuck. me and jinx would be flying off to mexico right before the superbowl.....she's be wiggling her boobies in my jersey for the camera......oh...sorry....got a little lost in a fantasy there for a sec.... :blush:

Cloud 01-23-2008 07:59 AM

she's aiming to be the next Anna Nicole; or has achieved it. At least Britney did/does have some talent.

shina 01-23-2008 02:33 PM

The girl is nuts! What is with the British accent stuff. Jeez! She's getting publicity though. I see Britney unauthorized bios hitting the bookshelves soon.

Elspode 01-24-2008 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 426570)
she's aiming to be the next Anna Nicole; or has achieved it. At least Britney did/does have some talent.

:eek:

xoxoxoBruce 01-25-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 426570)
she's aiming to be the next Anna Nicole; or has achieved it. At least Britney did/does have some talent.

What? Anna had the best talent... giving an old man something to do beside chase kids off his property.
There in no higher calling, so get with the program, ladies.

Shawnee123 01-25-2008 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 427234)
What? Anna had the best talent... giving an old man something to do beside chase kids off his property.
There in no higher calling, so get with the program, ladies.

Gladly, now where is my rich old man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel? :p

lookout123 01-25-2008 02:11 PM

You could just go to the old folks home. I'm sure you'll find plenty of guys that'll put their foot anywhere you want it if you give there banana a feel.

Trilby 01-31-2008 08:12 AM

Oh, my. Seems the girl is now on a 72 hour hold at another hospital. I know this stuff seems trivial and overdone, but I wonder if she's going to make it. I think of marilyn monroe and her tragic end...yikes!

bbro 01-31-2008 08:44 AM

Well, she didn't stay the entire time she was supposed to last time. I would be surprised if she stayed the whole time now.

classicman 01-31-2008 09:36 AM

She needs months of erious mental adjustments and rehab. Till that happens this will be one tragic headline after the next.

Cloud 01-31-2008 09:59 AM

a motorcade the size of a football field to the hospital, oy!

you know, maybe if we all just left her alone, she'd be able to get better.

Shawnee123 01-31-2008 10:37 AM

lol..."we"?

I'm pretty sure the Brit doesn't know I exist. ;)

Thesilkmeister 02-06-2008 05:47 PM

what a total fucking madhouse. I just watched a vid here in Oz of everyones favourite mousketeer leaving hospital and im not entirely sure who's more fucked up? Britney, or the freaks that take her picture.

35-40 guys chasing a car 250m, trying to cut her off in other cars, before throwing themselves on the bonnet and snapping pics through the window........only to realise she's not in the car, and sprinting ANOTHER 300m to get to the back of some joint in the hope she will emerge with a third arm and married to Michael Jackson.

Over here we don't see nearly as much of her antics as you US kiddies do, but most of the people i speak to just feel sorry for her. I can see where some people say she's brought it on herself and she prolly has to a certain extent, but fair go after a while surely? Wasn't it the Federline dude that was in trouble for partying and rooting anytihing with a pulse when they first hooked up - now he's a model dad and has dissapeared, and she's off her trolley.


If anyone wants to witness the very public destruction via harrassment of a so called 'Pop Icon' then grab some popcorn and stay glued to your TV. Not cool at all if you ask me.

hit me baby one more time

deadbeater 02-06-2008 08:33 PM

Damn if possible, it gets even more twisted. The mom requested a restraining order against Osama the manager of Britney, claiming that Osama drugged Britney--and the request was granted!!

Clodfobble 02-06-2008 10:07 PM

Restraining orders are almost always granted. It is retardedly easy to get one. Hell, a judge granted a crazy lady in New Mexico a restraining order against David Letterman, insisting that he stay a minimum of 3 yards away from her (he lives in New York...) because he "used code words" in his broadcasts "to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host."


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