One of my favorite scenes ever from that show!

Sometimes your asshole itches so intensely that you can feel it in your left big toe. On the right side near the toenail.

The Itchy Asshole Ledger

At least Heath had a younger brother to carry on his work, then.

:bolt:

Do you sniff your finger afterwards?

If you do (which you would!!), do you continue to sniff it and think "that stinks".

your opinion of me seems to have taken downward turn.......

i do an asshole scratching, ass shaking, booty dance. no...i cant carry that any further.....too visual by far.

i use a wad of tp of course. and it usually occurs to me that the scratchin of the itch is so relieving and pleasurable as to almost make the twitching from the itching worth it in the....end. I don't think i'm in as bad shape as BigRed, but I need much more discipline in my choices of diet. buffalo wings have to go, I'm afraid. As does sneaking pretzels......I'm not going to rule Beer out yet, but it's on thin ice. I'll see how more salad and less grease does for me for a month......and if I have no new entries to this ledger...I'll call it a success.

I still luv ya LJ, I just lump you in with other scumbag car industry scumbags...

Majority of them would scratch n sniff

and do you lump yourself in amongst us, then?

I cant recall my arsehole actually being itchy, and I dont believe I would scratch it at work :)

I get itchy arse cheeks, but not hole.

Maybe that's why you're not getting as many sales as you would like...

I get an itchy asshole after having a bout of hardcore diarrhea. Never eat burritos from a gas station.

Never eat burritos from a gas station.

Duuhh !!! the Street vender have the better ones !!

Might want to go get checked for worms, too, before you start going crazy on the dietary discipline.

The Itchy Asshole Ledger

I thought this was a Heath bashing thread.
I guess I'll need to go elsewhere to mock the dead prick.
And some of you cellar assholes.