Hey, how's Arsen? How's his soul?

LJ, my hole is fine and so is my family, thanks for asking:thumb:
And now for the long answer:
Arsen and I just celebrated our fourth wedding anniversary in September and two years of quitting smoking this month.
Our "kids" are tearing up the show ring. I just got back from a trip to Chicago- 16 hours on the road to bring my chihuahuas to the Chihuahua Club of America's national specialty. 300+ chihuahuas! And just as many wacky owners. It was FUN!
My hair has finally grown back to where it was 2 years ago before it all popped out. I bleached it platinum blonde and I feel young again! (Okay, I'm only 31 but still...)

Glatt, here is like my fifth post. Is that better? :)

Arsen's soul has finally healed. He'll be proud to know that he made it into the Cellar Quotationary!

Yes. That's better. Excellent post!

Are you guys still in Rhode Island? It was Rhode Island, right? Where you got those whale penis pictures UT used in the IotD? How are the neighbors? Weren't you the one having problems with the downstairs neighbors?

Congratulations on quitting smoking for so long, and the anniversary too.

i just want to know if you've cleaned the stove yet.

Wasn't it an upstairs neighbor with a wooden shoe and a peg leg?

89 toyota -the fuuk mobile
94 ranger - my little red monster

As a side note the fuuk mobile got its name because the word fuuker was keyed into the side of it

Wow, I am seriously impressed, you guys must be really smart or something to remember this stuff...I can't find a geek smiley:mad2:

LJ, we got a new oven from the landlord! And the great part is that it has a black top so even if I don't clean it, it doesn't look dirty;)

That Ghetto ho that lived upstairs moved out!!! YAY!!! :D Yeah, she was the one who wore clogs on the hardwoods. Then her and her boyfriend went through a stage where they had really loud, obnoxious sex all the time. then they started having real obnoxious fights all the time.
And it actually got even worse before she moved. Her boyfriend was an aspiring rapper...okay, fine. I like all kinds of music at the right time and place. but NOT all friggin day...and the same beat over and over...Then rewind...Then practice the lyrics without the music, lather, rinse, repeat. I swear to God, all they did was Fuck, fight and rap...Fuck, fight and rap.

But I realized that I could be more annoying:condom:
I got a drum set and beat the living HELL out of those drums every time I knew he was home and especially when he started playing music. I also found a CD online to irritate annoying neighbors. It played drills, babies crying, etc etc.
One night they actually even called the police on me, but I had stopped playing by the time the police got here and it was dead quiet, mwa ha ha ha. I don't know if there was a connection or not, but they moved out within 2 months of me getting the drum set.

Sometimes I love myself.

And yes, I am in RI, home of the whale penis! Hmmm...I can't find a whale penis icon either:headshake

home of the whale penis?

i have had 3 Peugeot's

-84 505- Hitchcock
-87 505- sir Cosby the 3rd Esq.
-68 404- Lucille (current beast)

does this make me a bad person?
haha

Hi Alpha
To understand the whale penis obsession in the Cellar, browse the archives of the Image of the Day.
It keeps on coming up ... so to speak.

sweet! nothing like a good penis obsession...
i know this is the wrong thread for it but let me join in:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...hale-penis.jpg

Bewdy mate!

I'm still a n00b here myself, but I reckon you have just found yourself a seat in the cellar with that pic.

What an interesting job that person has! (and what exactly is he doing, and why, for that matter?)

"Hi honey, I'm home"
"Hello dear (kiss) How was your day?"
"Oh pretty busy, I had three whales to jerk off and one of them was completely frigid..."

haha damn..

maybe this guy here is cleaning it like i'm told they have to do with horses, but then again maybe he's just jealous

and hey, if it's pictures you want i'm completely jam packed with them..
i mean my collection is scarily large.. whale penis' and all.
that's why i came here, sick of all the emo's on myspace whining about how their toast is too cold and what not

p.s. cheers for the bewdy.. i love the aussie stereotype, i wish i was more of a bogan

Don't be fooled, my boganism is mostly faked.
:o

Undertoad is getting tired of doing the IotDs every day, so if you do have any particularly good ones to share, write up an explanation and send them to him.

really? i have millions..
how do i do that

damn that sounds ignorant

get your damn inner bogan out man