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rkzenrage 10-14-2007 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 394641)
Absolutely. The handicapped toilet (in nightclubs at any rate) is referred to as "the boardroom" and is the location of choice for couples looking for a bit of privacy for a quickie. Damn it would put you off to have someone changing their baby while you were at it. And having RK pounding on the door and shooting the hinges off ... way to spoil the mood, dude.
Nightclubs sell alcohol... I don't carry in them. I would wait for them to touch the metal stall wall and tase them through it. :right:

ZenGum 10-14-2007 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 394855)
Nightclubs sell alcohol... I don't carry in them. I would wait for them to touch the metal stall wall and tase them through it. :right:
Nice technique! Subtle but still effective. Maybe you could tase through the door handle - would that work?
Still, it might mean it would take even longer to get to answer your call of nature. weigh it up.

binky 10-14-2007 06:24 AM
d'oh! wish I'd seen this when we lived in our condo

rkzenrage 10-18-2007 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 394866)
Nice technique! Subtle but still effective. Maybe you could tase through the door handle - would that work?
Still, it might mean it would take even longer to get to answer your call of nature. weigh it up.
You don't think the shock would help them "finish-up"?

ZenGum 10-18-2007 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 396527)
You don't think the shock would help them "finish-up"?
Yeah, all over the floor. You really wanna be cruising through that?

rkzenrage 10-18-2007 11:21 PM
You don't go to the same clubs I do... you don't even look at the floor.

Yznhymr 10-19-2007 02:06 PM
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Saw this last week in San Fransisco...took this photo seconds before he flipped me off...so sad I didn't get that in the pic!!!

glatt 10-19-2007 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Yznhymr (Post 397204)
Saw this last week in San Fransisco...took this photo seconds before he flipped me off...so sad I didn't get that in the pic!!!
Are the flashers on? It looks like they might be. If so, then it's OK. You can park on a sidewalk or even between tables in the dining area of an outdoor cafe as long as you leave your flashers on.

rkzenrage 10-19-2007 03:06 PM
MMMMmmmmmm Trader Joes....

xoxoxoBruce 10-19-2007 08:14 PM
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rkzenrage 10-21-2007 03:48 AM
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