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jester 09-26-2007 12:49 PM

eye don't see what the problem is

Cicero 09-26-2007 12:53 PM

If it offends pluck out your own eye?


Bait...

Urbane Guerrilla 09-27-2007 10:45 AM

And here I thought our usual approach was more in the realm of eye-gouging.

Sheldonrs 09-27-2007 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 387606)
Thanks dude. Bill is my first name. We can have make up sex if you want, but not with each other. Let's swap wives and post pics in The Cellar. :D

Which one of you will be wearing the make-up?

monster 09-27-2007 08:23 PM

Iris k rejection by pointing out that you are all mere pupils of the pun. Eye would suggest 50 lashes should put a lid on this impudence -I mascara your skin- but unfortunately my whip is on the blink. Until someone lens me a new one, you're all safe from that spectacle.

NoBoxes 09-28-2007 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 389165)
I believe you mean vitreous humor.

Yeesh, you play in the Word Association thread. You should know these things.

There's both aqueous and vitreous humor in your Lyin' Eyes - Eagles (eyed):p

@ monster: ˇEye, caramba!

BigV 09-28-2007 12:04 PM

NoBoxes -- You are correct, of course. I was unaware of the name of the contents of the cornea; it's all just cornea, right? Guess not.

I yield.

:bows:

Spexxvet 09-28-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 390166)
NoBoxes -- You are correct, of course. I was unaware of the name of the contents of the cornea; it's all just cornea, right? Guess not.

I yield.

:bows:

5 layers of the cornea

Vitreous fills the space between the retina and the lens, aqueous is between the lens and the cornea.

jester 09-28-2007 12:12 PM

eye say!

Crimson Ghost 09-28-2007 11:19 PM

Eye yi yi...

NoBoxes 09-29-2007 04:57 AM

The "eyes" have it; therefore, this thread is declared humerus [-orous] to its funny bone.


PS:

The Cellar: We strive for anatomical correctness more than political correctness.

monster 09-29-2007 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoBoxes (Post 390421)
PS:

The Cellar: We strive for anatomical correctness more than political correctness.


So back to that buttfucking in the mouth.... :confused:

NoBoxes 09-30-2007 02:41 AM

An honest mistake like that could happen while someone is talking shit. ;)

Edit:

[I almost like my above connotation as much as the original one which supposes a male so well endowed that he can bridge the connection between the two orifices and penetrate both from the oral end alone.]

BigV 09-30-2007 03:12 PM

It occurred to me too. The GI tract is just a looong tube after all, as you well know. I wonder if you ever saw this thread. I made it before I met you, but you remind me of it. Is it you? I know you spoke of GAPT and this article metions pigs... I wonder.

Spexxvet 10-01-2007 08:45 AM

Limpjizm: no longer funny. Sounds like a cranky old man.


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