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lumberjim 11-09-2007 11:00 PM

pah.

we'll know withing the hour

Undertoad 11-10-2007 12:39 PM

Sorry I was asleep. The IPs are quite different.

lumberjim 11-10-2007 01:19 PM

ha!
$5 to me!

lumberjim 11-10-2007 01:30 PM

i'd like to donate my winnings to the tip mug.

Mockingbird 11-10-2007 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 405617)
No, the 'laws' of their fairy-land are way too fascist for Radar to advertise. Smoking a cigarette will get you three years in a hard labour camp there. That is total bullshit.

Wow, sounds like a blast. Can't wait to pack and and leave. :jagoff:

Actually, it gets worse, somehow.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nutball website
Section 3
Punishment for Bandits
Crimes listed under Section 2 of this Act are Capital Offenses, punishable only by death.

Only standing FedCom military forces may carry out the punishment for Bandits.

Bandits are simply to be executed on sight. Wherever possible, they shall be used as a training medium for new FedCom warriors.

Fuck trials, remember that Judge Dread movie? Let's just do that, guys. Fucking morons.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nutball Website
FedCom is a small micronation that remains relatively unknown to the international community. Spurred on by ever increasing American unilateralism and militarism, unsatisfied by that nation's progress in both technological and political endeavors, and motivated against the rampant political corruption, Robert LORD founded a new nation, and set forth to build it into the greatest nation in the history of mankind. In 1993, FedCom began its formation as a mere club of school friends. By the turn of the century, it had evolved into a full-fledged and bold plan for the future. By 2001, the seeds of the current government had been laid, and the military was established. By 2002, the government evolved into a meritocracy, utilizing a caste-based system to organize its citizens and streamline the efficiency of the small society. Currently, official laws are being written, government positions are being filled, and the government is looking for suitable land to claim.

I guess I shouldn't be so harsh. This is probably just a really long term Dungeons and Dragons campaign. C'est la vie, I guess.

fargon 11-10-2007 03:37 PM

Greetings from Becky Land, this nation is an Absolute Monarchy. We are ruled by a Queen who is both, beautiful, and terrible. We have a work force of 1 who is a slave to his mistresses demands. we have a standing army of one 300 lb gorilla.
Immagration is by invation only.
Tax rate is 100%
GNP $1400.00 per month.

Clodfobble 11-10-2007 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
Sorry I was asleep. The IPs are quite different.

Ah well, I guess there was a reason Daddy always told me not to gamble. LJ's winnings have been sent to the tip mug!


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