This bothers me. Mainly because I don't know why.
Full grown woman, very curvy, in a Catholic school girl outfit or short nun outfit, preferably with part of it being patent leather.
Oh, someone's been VERY bad, hell it can change... but someone has been damnit!

Bobby Cannavale, George Eads. Two incredibly fine men.

Nice forearms. Expressive eyes. Broad shoulders. Long hair.

You would have liked me when I was bouncing, at least with that description.

Welcome to the Cellar, Stud Muffin. :D

Short brown hair, handsome face, and a medium build with great posture. Not too tall is ideal, too. And cute ears.

The eyes are important....and the smile. I like slightly quirky mouths. Forearms (especially when the guy is driving, for some reason that's just one of the nicest sights). Voice (accent/cadence).

Thx man! Liked what you had to say on the Bellyflop 2007 thread.

So Stud Muffin, has anybody explained the Cellar Newbie rules yet?

1) Don't start a fight with bruce or lumberjim for at least first week
2) Must post picture of family jewels in the wtf-nsfw thread within three days of joining.
3) See 2.

Ohh Dana, I read that as DONT post a pic of the family jews....I was like wtf?

With a name like stud muffin....we need to see you carry out rule #2

Ta Muchly

Unless you are under 18 years old...

That could be a bit controversial.

In order:

1) Attitude and personality
2) Ass
3) Hair
4) Eyes

Good point.

Velma is a, VERY Good Girl. Wild, very wild.

Girls Gone Wild!
Cartoon Edition!