To come in out of the rain

To always put on clean underwear before going out

To never....aw, no more joking......

How to forget the P.C. nonsense and just be a decent person (without others pressuring you)

To not be too ready to judge others (something that I still slip-up on)

Oh, and the directions to the Cellar!

Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.

yeah,.....i'm not telling them. fucken figure it out on yer own

I'm tellin' my son, if I live long enough. If not, my wife better.

there's a way to please us?

How to SWIM !!!
Every body should be tought this , just like wipeing your butt , tieing your shoes , etc,,,,,
Especaly if the parents cant swim !!!

The idea of not being able to swim freaks me out.

You should have seen the big bad ass marines doing swim qual , bad asses wimpering like little girls as I swam by doing the back stroke flipping them off !!!
I blame their parents !!!

Well, are you going to tell us or not?

If they are gay then it's not their fault. I somehow thought Bi sexual guys would be good with women but now I think they just like to 'get off' or they work at it as if they are driving a car without power steering, fortunately I havn't met many straight men like that. Maybe only one in my whole life.

I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.

I thought about it, and as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I'll tell you. I should warn you, if you think you have pleased a woman before, she was faking it. Just be prepared for the real thing. There will be lots of moaning, and whimpering with pleasure, and when she screams more, more! She is really going to mean it.

If you think you are ready for this then click on the link, get the necessary materials, and make no substitutions. I can't stress enough how important it this is. If you try to make do with what you have around the house, you will fail. Also follow the instructions exactly, except where it says 8 to 10 minutes, I always do 11 minutes, it all depends on size, you'll understand when you get there.

Good luck

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Couldn't agree more. Especially as we're now living somewhere where you can get swim scholarships at Uni ;)

You should know the difference between your wants and your needs.

You should know how to say no.

You should know what makes you truly happy.

That I am the smartest and most handsome man on the planet.:rolleyes:

You should know this because I thought to say it first, proving how smart I am.

Seriously, you should know how to raise a child. Statistically, almost everyone will.
You should know your Constitutional rights. I don't think many schools teach civics anymore.
You should know where and how to vote.