C'mon Flint, I don't believe it exists, but it would be really easy to prove it...

Agreeing totally in return.
I find chickens repulsive alive (although I try to make sure the ones that go into ma belly have lived a reasonable life)

I think pigs are adorable, from squealing piglings to big fat porkers. The most useful animals in the world, surely? You can eat just about every bit of them, wear their skin, ride them, race them, make them dive... Oh the list goes on and on...

I even made an effort to visit the pigs on my Mum's 60th birthday! Cellar link

Why you guys dissin chickens? My ten are pretty hilarious and pump out about 8 great eggs a day. They nailed every slug and snail on the property. They will follow you around. They love it when you dig, they fight to ride the shovel.

"ride the shovel," that's the title I've been looking for. Thanks SPUCK.

I want to riiiiiiide, ride the shovel
I want to riiiiiiide, ride the shovel
It will be black and white in the dead of night
Handle flashing in the clear moonlight
I want to riiiiiiide, ride the shovel