But, but, if his penis grows on her, doesn't that kind of spoil it?

Could we please stop talking about my penis now?:eek:

I was talking about your growth, Bruce was talking about your penis ;)

40, 50 year olds, never grow up do they. :D

Aint that the truth, I work with a bunch of them that are still fascinated with their bodily functions and INSIST on involving me in them.

How long should you wait?

30 minutes after eating. That way your belly doesn't look so big.

Well that won't take long.

I asked her today and she said yes, however she will need some time, which I am more than willing to give her. So things are looking up. Thanks to everyone that replied. :thankyou:

Awesome!

Hey, just got here.

How long should you wait for what? :corn:

Woo Hoo King! Now, where are ya gonna take her??

I suggest the zoo. No matter how big of a monkey you are (not that I'm saying you are a monkey) the primate exhibit is full of a bunch of bigger monkeys.

How long should you wait before you take someone to the zoo?

Sheesh.

I'm a little slow *shrugs*

It's a good, fun icebreaker. Something for the 0-3 months of a courtship, definitely. :)

Girl: "So like, ___ took me to the zoo and it was like, totally really fun. It was a great day and he bought me this cute lion stuffed animal!"

Guy:"Yeah I shelled out some money but it wasn' that much, it was the zoo. But she digs me now, yeah."