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Cloud 05-01-2007 12:17 AM
I'm so sad my Tom of Finland toile sheets that I ordered from this one place never materialized (!pun alert!)

TheMercenary 05-01-2007 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 339483)
Cloud go on Oprah and like, tell the nation of women out there that yes, blowjobs are healthy, stress relieving and fun! Get the word out there! Everyone will love you. ;)
:D :p :yelgreedy

Cloud 05-01-2007 09:56 AM
(singing)

First of May, First of May -- outdoor fucking starts today!

freshnesschronic 05-01-2007 02:03 PM
Hey baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

piercehawkeye45 05-01-2007 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 339661)
Hey baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
NERD!!!!!!!!!!

freshnesschronic 05-01-2007 02:40 PM
:sweat:
I'm studying for my calculus final sorry!

Cloud 05-01-2007 03:08 PM
did I mention I don't even want anything in return for the bjs?

. . . okay, maybe a kiss. Afterwards, with tongue.:angel:

piercehawkeye45 05-01-2007 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 339676)
:sweat:
I'm studying for my calculus final sorry!
Me too actually.

I'm sorry, I can be a third derivative sometimes.

BigV 05-01-2007 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 339661)
Hey baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You need to study more.

What you really want is to be perpendicular to her surface normal. Tangents touch in only one place, you tease.

freshnesschronic 05-01-2007 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 339758)
You need to study more.

What you really want is to be perpendicular to her surface normal. Tangents touch in only one place, you tease.
Way to kill a great one liner :yeldead:

:nadkick:

BigV 05-01-2007 07:56 PM
You want a great one liner?

You need to study more.

You lol'in yet?

xoxoxoBruce 05-02-2007 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 339758)
You need to study more.

What you really want is to be perpendicular to her surface normal. Tangents touch in only one place, you tease.
Yo V, he's 19... he only wants to touch in one place. It's us old farts that settle for spooning.

Aliantha 05-02-2007 05:58 AM
ok, why are there only (besides ducks and Bruce) only older chicks and young fellas posting in this thread? lol

DucksNuts 05-02-2007 06:12 AM
Coz the young bucks are learning stuff off the older chicks???

And they are talking smart stuff, not smuttie. When the smut comes out, I will join in properly.

Aliantha 05-02-2007 06:13 AM
Ath I Exthpected!


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