I'll make you miss your mother

It's got nothing to do with smarts LJ. It's got to do with using terms which have cultural meaning. I could guess at what you're trying to say, but I'd rather know for sure.

There's no need to be insulting.

I already do miss my mother. She died several years ago.

I reckon you'd make me drop my chips, LJ...... (Essex girl joke - I'll explain if you can't work it out)

I like the bad place. I really do. Not all the time, obviously, but as Ali says it can be highly erotic. It's something that comes up in my fantasies quite often in fact, especially if I've had a few drinks (perhaps it's a relaxation thing).

I've only ever been there with long term partners, so there hasn't been a problem with trust - they've always known that I control the situation at the beginning or it doesn't happen at all. So I dispute the fact that a man has to know what he's doing, as long as one of you does - ideally the person in control.

When I was a teenager, boys used to refer to it as getting your brown wings. The term I heard later was "ruined" i.e. a man would boast that he'd ruined a girl, specifically meaning he's been to her bad place. That had to be explained to me... very odd. The best term is being taken up the Claudia :)

brianna won't like that.

Nah - doesn't match exactly....

I've never gotten it in the bad place, so I can't comment on that part. :D

My wife enjoys it every once in a while, likes bad place foreplay alot, and I'll toss her salad for her (after a shower), though it's been a long time since I've gotten anything at all. :sniff:

Sundae Girl is getting more and more attractive.... The smile, the voluptuous body, the topless (maybe naked) song video... I think I'm getting a chubby.

Oh, and LJ - are you sure you're tight enough to cause all those reactions? ;) :p

Everything is funnier when you've been hit in the head by a post several thousand times.

See Bri, it *would* be possible to be more embarrassed by your own name.

(edit: oh you guys already pointed that out.)

As a gay man I feel compelled to comment. :-)

There is no "Bad" place. Just people who enter it badly. lol!!!


I'm mostly a top but of the times when I bottomed, only a 2-3 times felt good. Usually it just feels like I'm crapping in reverse.

Thank you, sheldonrs. I have never had anal sex, though hubby and I have done some experimenting (fingers, tongue). He wants to, but for some reason it just creeps me out. Dunno why, but I just can't get into it. I figure though, since this is the only thing I have said no to, he's really got nothing to complain about ;).

Bad place aside, it tastes terrible... we are getting rid of it.

So you let him diaper you and sucked on a binky?

He hasn't asked me to wear a diaper, and I think I sucked his binky on our third date...

if its consensual and enjoyable for both (or all) concerned, it isnt a bad place at all.
spit is a good lube. ;-)