lol

Wolf you manage to combine naughtiness with pragmatism I like it:P

Now I know what this thread is good for --






Morale.

The whole thing sounds like a dastardly plot by the tobacco companies to sell more cigarettes.

If you smoke in bed (Ookay, take a look if you need to check whether you smoke after sex... confirmed yes or no? Onward.), better do it in a waterbed -- limits the spread of the flames. ;)

And a powerful back massager thrust under a waterbed mattress should be rather like... Magic Fingers (tm), and no need for a quarter.

I'm afraid I finished doing my part for world peace before world peace was ready. Now world peace won't speak to me anymore. It says that I'm selfish.

Cats gonna' die, lots of cats!

Can you get help?... just more positive energy!