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zippyt 11-23-2006 01:17 AM

I puked in a co-workers suit case on while out of town ,,,,
Scrath that , I Puked in my BOSSES suite cese once while out of town !!

lumberjim 11-23-2006 01:21 AM

that's funny.

unless you are the BOSS. in which case, that really sucks.

what manner of retaliation were you subjected to?

zippyt 11-23-2006 01:29 AM

Me the Boss ???
Funny !!!
No Retalition , just years of heckeling !!!

DucksNuts 11-23-2006 03:42 AM

I'm not a puker by any means, generally I never puke.... but one time I did manage to mix a substantial amount of alcohol with smoking something funky and I chundered my head off.

Unfortunately, it was in my boyfriend (at the times) pride and joy vehicle....hey I blame him!!!!

If he had stopped when i asked him to, I wouldnt of puke alllll down the sides and the puke wouldnt of blown all over the interior roof or filled up the little map holderie bit in the doors.

zippyt 11-23-2006 11:25 AM

Just Splodeing with the stuff !!!!

Aliantha 11-23-2006 06:02 PM

Well I wasn't responsible for my friend getting so sick. The three of us were doing shouts, but we didn't realise every time vomit girl went to the bar she was having a couple of shots while she was at it.

Served her right I thought. :)

Spexxvet 11-23-2006 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
Hmmm I think $5.95 a minute is an insult spexxie!!!!
...

I didn't know that was your salary! You're worth more than that doing ANYTHING.

morethanpretty 11-28-2006 08:13 PM

In HS I had a teach, Smith, who was given alot of leeway b/c he was an awesome UIL/NHS coordinator and theatre teach. He HATED to see a boy's pants hangin low so that their boxers showed and he had a veteran student who would often wear his pants this way. It became Smith's habit to take the boy by the shirt, push him into the wall (not very hard but kinda) and say "NO BDDs" (brand of boxer I think). Well one day I'm in the teach's office and there is a class goin outside, and I hear "No" bang "B" bang "DDs" CRACK! There was a large hole in the wall (the kid wasn't hurt). We had to report the damage and when the principal came down to see what had happened, he just laughed.

Urbane Guerrilla 12-17-2006 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
fucken hell - this is why you shouldnt start threads under the influence....its TFF!!! Too Fucken Funny!!!

And here I thought Too, too funny. :right:

A high-school buddy once told me of a grim afternoon with carsickness. He turned his head and barfed all down his brother's shirt front. The telling detail was his breast pocket was standing well away from the rest of his shirt because it was full of buddy's lost lunch.

HungLikeJesus 05-16-2008 07:42 PM

This thread has great potential and should be revived. It seems to have morphed into a funny-vomit-story theme, but it can be saved.

This was a SteveDallas random thread.

SteveDallas 05-16-2008 08:18 PM

Don't go blaming me.

xoxoxoBruce 05-16-2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 454415)
This thread has great potential and should be revived. It seems to have morphed into a funny-vomit-story theme, but it can be saved.

Foul! You can't bump a thread without adding to it. 10 yards and loss of down.

HungLikeJesus 05-19-2008 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 454440)
Foul! You can't bump a thread without adding to it. 10 yards and loss of down.

True, but all I could think of was funny vomit stories.

kerosene 05-19-2008 09:20 AM

You said, yourself that it is about those, now...so give it up. :D

nowhereman 06-05-2008 01:50 PM

One for the road - so to speak. Back in my misspent youth, I was heading home from some party. Pulled up behind a brand new yellow Corvette at a stop sign. Girl (passenger) says something to the guy driving which made him gesture wildly toward the outside. (Can you see this one coming?) She barely gets the window down and barfs all down the side of his shiny new toy. Probably got some down the window channel as well. I could hear the screaming with my windows up.:D


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