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Aliantha 10-11-2006 12:43 AM

Gee...you must be a lot 'nicer' than some of the Brissy blokes I've met Hagar. lol

Hagar 10-11-2006 12:53 AM

I try not to be an arsehole, but I still think I've had a fair bit of fun. :p Unless you mean "nicer" in terms of the guys that hang out at The Wickham! (Although they'd probably score much higher than me anyway!)

DucksNuts 10-11-2006 05:40 AM

I can add $35 if running into the house with a quad bike counts?

DucksNuts 10-11-2006 05:45 AM

Ohh The Wickham, have I been there? the name is familar.

Most times I've been out in Brissy I never recall anything after the Rowers club

mrnoodle 10-11-2006 06:25 AM

$345.50

This is really about finding out who pees in the pool, isn't it?

bbro 10-11-2006 07:39 AM

195.50 - I thought I would be the lowest one. :D

breakingnews 10-11-2006 08:26 AM

I got $280.50.

If we're talking "bad," I think some others could be added:

- Snorted narcotics
- Injected narcotics
- Drove drunk
- Drove drunk but don't remember anything about it
- Had sex with a random whose name you don't know
- Lied to a cop or judge
- Lied to a good friend (I would lie to my parents before my best friends)
- Littered (I HATE people who litter, though I admit, I have done it, in my youthful ignorance)

mrnoodle 10-11-2006 08:43 AM

Great, now I'm up to like 500 bucks :(

Spexxvet 10-11-2006 08:46 AM

$280.50

Spexxvet 10-11-2006 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breakingnews
...- Drove drunk but don't remember anything about it
...

Come out of you house the morning after, to go to work, and can't find your car? It was around the corner. :redface:

About sex in the pool - does it count if you didn't cum?

Sundae 10-11-2006 10:06 AM

$370 - where do I claim it from please?
I obviously need the money for rehabilitation

I would add:
- Been drunk at work - $30
- Peed in someone else's garden (or on their door) while walking home - $5
- Had sex on public transport - $25
- Given/ received oral sex in a cinema - $20
- Allowed pictures to be taken of you naked by a partner you are no longer with (and they have the photos) - $20
- Ditto for video - $50
- Had a threesome - $20
- Gone to the toilets on another floor to lay a really unpleasant log... and then laughed about it $2
- Left a crap in a toolbox or ShopVac box in a department store - $50.69

mrnoodle 10-11-2006 10:21 AM

$602

Wow you guys are bad!

Can we add:

- Pretended to be sick in order to miss the funeral of a relative
- to stay home and get stoned
- and play video games
- and watch porn

- When asked by a good friend to watch out for his 18-y.o. daughter because she's in trouble with the law and they just don't know what to do with her, and she likes you and you can be a good influence, you
- sneak off in the car with her to get stoned
- and drunk
- and drive around the cemetery at night
- and run into a fence
- and I still didn't get any. -$20 for not sleeping with her
- but I had sex in her room with someone else.
- +$20 because it was on a Mickey Mouse bedspread
- +$20 because the woman was married
- also under their Christmas tree.

Shawnee123 10-11-2006 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty
No one discovered my running into the house for months, i didn't hit it very hard, and my brother had done worse damage when he did it (they discovered both at the same time).

Hmmmm, is there a "running cars into houses" gene that runs in your family?:)


By the way, I stopped adding how bad I am. I should probably be shot.:redface:

Flint 10-11-2006 10:44 AM

ha ha ha
I'm not answering this! I've done alot of crazy stuff...but...

If you answer ending in $.50 you're a pee-pee bandit, and if you don't you're a liar!

Sundae 10-11-2006 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
If you answer ending in $.50 you're a pee-pee bandit, and if you don't you're a liar!

I resemble that remark!

I can honestly say, despite various peeing adventures, I have never, EVER peed in a pool.

(I believed that the water turned purple if you did)


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