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DucksNuts 10-21-2006 05:18 AM

why is the elevator such a drawcard for screwing?

DucksNuts 10-21-2006 05:21 AM

Mine was similar...gravy stroke, doors open, i look over accomplices shoulder and near down falling laughing. There was an older dude, he was tsk-tsking, one dude was leering and the other one was laughing.

I'm not sure why they saw fit to replay the *evidence* I mean, we were sprung ...umm....red handed as such. I think it was for their own perverse pleasure.

Aliantha 10-21-2006 05:21 AM

because when you get in an elevator pissed, you think no one else is going to get in too. That's usually because your ability to reason is quite fucked from drinking so you can have a quick fuck (it'd have to be pretty quick in Bris I can tell you) before you get to the 3rd floor. ;)

DucksNuts 10-21-2006 05:30 AM

quick fuck and drunk men dont usually go together IMO.

Aliantha 10-21-2006 05:34 AM

lol...no, they don't. I think your opinion could almost certainly be a fact.

DucksNuts 10-21-2006 05:41 AM

its why you KNOW a man created viagra

Aliantha 10-21-2006 05:50 AM

lol

Scazrelet 10-24-2006 07:27 PM

1) The car I was driving was hit and totaled by two semi trucks, causing another accident involving three vehicles, one of which burst into flames, with no injuries to any people involved.
2) My dad and his buddies anonymously sent the first template for the rogue class in D&D to Dragon magazine.
3) I won $2500 from a scratch off ticket

Flint 10-25-2006 10:23 AM

I just realized this is the game from NPR, where you spot the genuine news item.

fertilegypsy 11-08-2006 09:01 AM

#1- I got caught in a raid in a sting operation. (No, NOT prostitution).:eek:
#2- I was a back up singer for Paula Abdul. (It didn't require much talent).:rolleyes:
#3- I wrote and illustrated a children's book. (This, evidently, did.). :confused::redface::D

Undertoad 11-08-2006 10:21 AM

#2 is a lie - backup singers for top vocal performers are usually more talented than the performer, because they'll be made louder in order to rescue songs where the lead vocal sucks.

fertilegypsy 11-08-2006 12:23 PM

Straight up, Ut! :)
Scaz...I'm going to guess #3, because I don't know what you're talking about in #2. :redface:


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