Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I'll never forget at dinner one night, Mrs. Dallas was sharing a tale of some acquaintance whose kid was at that stage where they repeat everything, and they got hold of a bad word. I said something to the effect of, "well, I have slipped a couple times, but at least I've never said the really bad one in front of the kids." At this point little Miss Dallas, all of 7, piped up. "You mean the one that starts with F?"

After the deafening silence that followed, I took a stroll out to the living room with her to ask her what bad "f" words she had heard. (We didn't want her younger brother to pick up anything new.) At this point, of course, she was all wide-eyed goody-twoshoe innocence. "Bad words that start with F? You must have misunderstood me, Dad. I don't know anything about any bad words."

Originally Posted by Griff

nice job ratting out little v to the N5A V. ;)