Ah...proper attribution would be:

from "Omaha, The Cat Dancer" by Reed Waller and Kate Worley.

Partially false. ;)

BADGES? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
(couldn't resist)

The only thing false about the story is that Jews and Christians will have to wear different colors... they WILL have to wear badges.

"It's absolutely factually incorrect," he told The New 940 Montreal.
"Nowhere in the law is there any talk of Jews and Christians having to wear different colours."

Can we get a reference for the badges? We don' need no steeking...

Some idiot tries to put a badge on me will get a shot in the puss.

They don't need badges for gays, since under Islamic law they are immediately put to death.

Yes...the prefered method of execution is "stoning"; a stone wall is pushed over on the victim and they are crushed to death. The Taliban sometimes used mud walls and a bulldozer.

I guess the masons' union wasn't as strong under the Taliban.

rolling, gathering chuckles bursting into full fledged mirth.

Damn shame when a honest tradesman gets undercut by those cheap stoners.:headshake

New dress code for Jews in Iran
 

It's called an Uzi.:apistola:

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

What part of "never again" don't they understand?

No, that's the dress code for Jews in Israel. In Iran a Galil or a Negev would be more suitable.

Counterspin (I know they have a bias) ran the story this morning. Apparently, the article was written by an Iranian expat and planted er submitted by the same neo con outfit that brought you wmds. Very familiar scenario but now that they're known liars folks suspect shenigans.