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lookout123 05-27-2006 04:06 PM

or just say, "hey - this president sucks! i hate him! i hate bush! i want nothing to do with bush! no bush in my house! uh, honey - you know what that means right?"

footfootfoot 05-27-2006 06:35 PM

bruce and lookout,
Thanks guys, with your suggestions I may just acheive my grail quest. I'll keep you posted.

lookout123 05-28-2006 01:01 PM

I can now definitively say that my braces have no negative effect on kissing or oral sex.

i may have however picked up a psychopath stalker

footfootfoot 05-28-2006 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123
I can now definitively say that my braces have no negative effect on kissing or oral sex.

i may have however picked up a psychopath stalker

I'm back in the saddle again
Out where a friend is a friend
Where the longhorn cattle feed
On the lowly gypsum weed
Back in the saddle again

Ridin' the range once more
Totin' my old .44
Where you sleep out every night
And the only law is right
Back in the saddle again

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh
Rockin' to and fro
Back in the saddle again
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay
I go my way
Back in the saddle again

I'm back in the saddle again
Out where a friend is a friend
Where the longhorn cattle feed
On the lowly gypsum weed
Back in the saddle again

Ridin' the range once more
Totin' my old .44
Where you sleep out every night
And the only law is right
Back in the saddle again

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh
Rockin' to and fro
Back in the saddle again
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay
I go my way
Back in the saddle again

xoxoxoBruce 05-29-2006 07:17 PM

You might want to change that tune to;

I come from Montana
I wear a bandanna
My spurs are of silver
My pony in grey

When riding the ranges
My luck never changes
With feet in the stirrups
I gallop awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!


Of course she's not a friend of, or friend of a friend of, she who must not be named, bent on establishing a relationship as quickly as possible, to help she who must not be named's position in court. :headshake

lookout123 05-29-2006 10:11 PM

from the opposite side of the world. the not quite ex and this chica have no career, education, social connections that would even allow them to run in similar circles.

wolf 05-30-2006 12:53 PM

Beware ... because if you dump the psycho and she takes poorly to the idea, women are great at the revenge game, and it would not be beyond her to seek out the wife just to twist your balls.


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