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Originally Posted by nglskq

HELLO
My name is wu zhen qiang form China and my english is poor and i am 22. I am a poor boy, as a result of mine family impoverished, my 17 years old started the work, my family has the daddy, mother, the younger brother and I, my income must maintain the family the life and younger brother's school expense, because is impoverished, I must extremely thrifty province.
However, last year my younger brother body was uncomfortable, finally diagnosed for the liver cancer————mine family has now owed very many debts, and our house also had to relocate, we also did not have the money to buy the house.
Without the money, does not have the laughter, Without happy, this is my family present condition. Although has very many good people to help for me from mine country, but simply cannot solve the problem.I really have no other options, I only put my hopes in the network.
I knew my procedure is very absurd, perhaps nobody saw perhaps this information, perhaps you thought I am a swindler, but i must do this, because this is I rescues my younger brother's only means.I believe God be with me, I believed I am not lonely.
I hoped you can help me, I to hope one day to have the person E-mail call me say :YOU ARE NOT ALONE.Your help will change our destiny, I will be able forever to pray for you in China.
Wishes your family to be joyful, health forever!
Wu Zhen Qiang
My mail: jznglskq@yahoo.com.cn

I think your full of ca-ca-poo-poo. You take bad checks? Pffft.... LOL :lame:

Read the first 2 or 3 lines then read the middle or so and when its real important he get his info out his english is perfect. Till the very end where its the 1/2 broken type. Who in China would even know the word "impoverished"?

Word-for word translation using a Chinese-English dictionary can cause odd phrases like "An extremely absurd seeking help" and "as a result of mine family impoverished".

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Originally Posted by BigV

Dude!

Very, very funny. I think it's HoF quality work, but I can't credit you with authorship. Full credit for the belly laughs, however! :lol:

Kewl.
You're right, I ain't the author.
Wish to hell I was, tho.

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

its probably flint trying to scam some money
shame on you flint!

Whatever happened to Kagen, anyway?

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Originally Posted by Flint

Whatever happened to Kagen, anyway?

He joined the Australian Air Force.

I'm glad that your life is good now.

Thanks!

Oh, you meant him.

I'm curious.

Why does the third post by this person show a signature, but the first two posts do not show a signature? I thought signatures were global across a dwellar's posts, but it appears that is not the case. I revisited a couple of my old posts and ones made in 2004 do not show my signature, but posts made in 2008 do show my current signature.

Back then, we were too poor to have a bunch of signatures just lying around.

Thanks for pointing out the signature with the spam links. I either didn't notice them, or they weren't there, when I replied.

*Pulls out ban hammer*

You're welcome?

Still puzzled though about the difference in the behavior of old-er links. Maybe i.m.'s right!

It is curious.

Maybe it had something to do with setting the signature wave of the dilithium crystals to a different phase so the tachyon field became out of harmony with the warp core.