Apparently you *can* say that. I wouldn't call Plastic a "message board"; it's more complex than that. But you won't find out if you don't check it out, and obviously you haven't. In fact I did think you might actually enjoy Plastic...combining as it does online community with considerable "social experiment" backstory.

But on reflection, the time investment required to enjoy it might exceed your attention span. Any gluteoportal interactions during departure are your own problem...

More cellar.org history is of course available at the FAQ.

;) Good come-back. I enjoyed that.